Terrorist Groups Operating in Churches

Latest news reports are that 12 different terrorist cell groups have been operating in many of our churches.  They have been identified as: Bin Judgin, Bin Accusin, Bin Deprivin, Bin Bitin, Bin Devourin, Bin Consumin, Bin Provokin, Bin Envyin, Bin Lyin, Bin Gettin Even, Bin Against and Bin Complainin.  Their leader, Lucifer Bin Deceivin, is training these groups to destroy the Body of Christ.  The plan is to infiltrate the church disguised as Christians and to work within the church to discourage, disrupt, and destroy.

However, there have been reports of another group.  A tiny cell, known by the name Bin Prayin AKA Bin Lovin, is actually the only effective counter terrorism force in the church.  Unlike other terrorist cells, the Bin Prayin/Lovin group does not blend in with whomever and whatever comes along.

Bin Prayin/Lovin does whatever is needed to uplift and encourage the Body of Christ. We have noticed that the Bin Prayin/Lovin cell group has different characteristics than the others.  They have Bin Watchin, Bin Waitin, Bin Fastin, and Bin Longin for their Master, Jesus Christ to return.

And guess what.  No church is exempt.  Be on the lookout.  However, you can spot them if you “bin lookin”.

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For further research in this matter I recommend:

Rms. 14:13 – Bin Judgin

1 Cor. 6:7 – Bin  Accusin

1 Cor. 7:5 – Bin Deprivin

Gal. 5:15 – Bin Bitin (harming), Bin Devourin (exploiting), Bin Consumin (destroying)

Gal. 5:26 – Bin Provokin (irritating), Bin Envyin

Col. 3:9 – Bin Lyin

1 Thes. 5:15 – Bin Gettin Even

Jms. 4:11 – Bin Against

Jms. 5:9 – Bin Complainin

For a more comprehensive look at positive assertions in this matter, simply do a “one another” concordance search (computer or in a book – yes, they still print those).  You should find at least 31 statements regarding the Bin Lovin/Prayin faction and their MO.

Cheers!

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